The World’s _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Matchmaker!
September 16, 2014
She asked me if I was single. Although surprised by this unexpected and personal question I answered her honestly and told her I was.
She asked me how old I was.
She proceeded to tell me that her uncle was single. Apparently he had recently broken up with his girlfriend because she was using him for his money.
I told her not to worry. I have my own money. I’m just looking for love.
She seemed satisfied with my response and we continued eating our lunch.
This was the conversation I had with an 8 year old.
I think I just found the world’s youngest matchmaker.
Hey, whatever works right?
WinterInNYC 
September 16, 2014 at 8:50 PM
And???
September 17, 2014 at 10:20 AM
That conversation occurred this past Sunday. I’m guessing between cheer practice and homework she hasn’t had a chance to call her uncle!
September 17, 2014 at 6:55 PM
Great G-d Brown, Ms. N! Two-plus month-long sabbatical? Really making your readership earn this post, were you? Be fair now, maestra, you now how wild we are for you, don’t make us prove it.
Quick question: This pre-teen shetach conjurer—she’s a Jew, isn’t she? Sheesh, they start ’em earlier every year.
September 17, 2014 at 7:04 PM
And, now for the obvious—“Two-plus MONTHS-long” and “[Y]ou KNOW how wild”.
See? Proud of your handiwork? Having nothing on which to ccomment for so long, my typing has gone straight to hell.